Why did the vampire's lunch give her heartburn?
It was a stake sandwich.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
He's mist
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.
What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.
What do you call a dog owned by Dracula?
A blood hound.
What sailors like to be chilled to the bone?
A skeleton crew.
What tops off a ghost's sundae?
Whipped scream
Where did the goblin throw the football?
Over the ghoul line.
What does a sorceress wear?
A bewitching outfit.
What's black, white, orange, and waddles?
A penguin with a Halloween lantern
Why does a witch ride on a broom?
Vacuum cleaners have to be plugged into the wall.
What's a ghost's favourite ride at the carnival?
The roller ghoster
What do you call a person who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
What directions did the ghost give the goblin?
"Make a fright turn at the corner."
Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
The whatwolves and the whenwolves.
What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?
A sand-witch
What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog?
I don't know, but it's great at chasing submarines.
Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
In the casketeria.
What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire?
Toasty ghosty.
Where do vampires live?
In the Vampire State Building.
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